Big news last week (sort of): The App Store gets a bit more transparent (seriously, a very tiny bit). Good news? Eh…we’ll see. I found this much more interesting: the developer of the iPhone’s Facebook app (one of the few reasons I was going to keep my iPod Touch around after I get this damn Droid) has decided that he’s through with iPhone development. He said:

“My decision to stop iPhone development has had everything to do with Apple’s policies. I respect their right to manage their platform however they want, however I am philosophically opposed to the existence of their review process. I am very concerned that they are setting a horrible precedent for other software platforms, and soon gatekeepers will start infesting the lives of every software developer.”

Wow. Way to fight the man.

Honestly, though, this isn’t going to affect me much. As soon as I saw the Droid’s Facebook app in person, I realized it was very, very similar to the iPhone one (and not at all awful like the BlackBerry Facebook app). Now all we need is a Tweetie equivalent for the Droid and I might just toss this thing for good (no, not into the garbage, but probably into a drawer somewhere).

I’m going to keep this brief, since despite this blog being awash with my personal feelings, this is not really in response to a news story, but my own experience this weekend (though this story speaks for itself).

I WAS IN THE PRESENCE OF A DROID THIS WEEKEND.

I didn’t expect this moment in my life to come so soon. One of my friends got one opening week (day?) and told me via Facebook that it was “the best piece of technology I have ever held in my hands.” That’s quite a statement. But it turns out my other friend also got a Droid (unbeknownst to me) and, upon arriving at my party on Saturday, joined me in a happy dance all across my apartment before showing me it’s majesty.

It was seriously, seriously awesome.

We only played with it briefly, but he showed me some of it’s quirks (nothing I hadn’t heard on the blogs beforehand) – camera is a bit slow to start up, doesn’t take super great pictures despite being 5 megapixels (although the video is AMAZING) – the iPhone really had their camera down, and the Droid just couldn’t match up. One of the things I was pretty happy about, though, was the Google Voice integration – they’ve really done a good job. Perhaps I shouldn’t be surprised, but I was under the impression (not sure why) that they hadn’t fully integrated Voice as the main phone dialing system, but it looks like they have. Also, and this is not really Android’s doing, but the Facebook app is almost the same (at least on the surface) as Facebook 3.0 for iPhone. I was worried it was going to suck, and that I would need to keep my iPod Touch around for Facebook and Twitter when near Wi-Fi, but if there’s even a remotely good Twitter app for Android it looks like I’ll be able to leave the Touch at home. Especially because the Droid also comes with a 16GB sim card (upgradable to 32GB, same size as my Touch) and has *gasp* a normal sized headphone jack for music. Geez, I didn’t expect it, but this could be my only device if I ever get my hands on one.

Okay, so that wasn’t as brief as I wanted. And there’s so much more I could have talked about…but I’ll leave it for now, I’ve talked about this thing enough, both in posts and in the comments with all you guys. So I’ll leave you with that.

Looking back, I should have taken an awesome slash high-larious picture of me with the Droid and made it the picture of this post…but hindsight is 20/20. :-( One day…

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[Photo courtesy of Engadget]

Who the hell thought this was a good idea?

Okay, so hardcore gamers have mice with, like, a jillion buttons. Apparently hardcore OpenOffice users are feeling left out, because the number of buttons on their mice don’t show how “hardcore” they are. You need more mouse buttons to impress the ladies!

Seriously, though, look: I use OpenOffice because it’s free and all, but it is pretty ugly. Especially on OS X. Hideous UI, seriously. Next to the OpenOffice mouse…the UI looks like Angelina Jolie.

UPDATE: Turns out the guy that made the OpenOffice mouse hadn’t yet gotten OpenOffice’s permission to advertise it as such yet – I bet after everyone saw it and had to gouge out their eyes due to it’s ugliness, they’re thinking of keeping it that way. Sadly, the prototype will not be the only one to unleash it’s hell upon the world; it will still be mass produced.

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[Picture courtesy of Engadget]

Turns out that the new Transformers movie, that made absolutely no sense at all (but damn if that fight scene in the forest wasn’t awesome) has a purpose!…sort of. I guess Paramount and Kingston are teaming up to put movies on flash drives and sell them that way…and Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen is the first one! Pretty cool, huh? Wait, your DVD player doesn’t have a USB port? Oh, wait, this is dumb.

It’s super cool in theory, but I’m not sure if most media centers can read this. Sure, some of us have built little Linux Boxes that are basically computers hooked up to our TVs, but that’s, what, like, 2% of the population? Can the Xbox 360 read flash drives? I know it has USB ports for random crap, but will it actually read this flash drive and be able to play the movie? Or will we only be able to play this on our computers…for $30? Doesn’t seem like a great deal to me. Cool in theory, makes little to no sense in execution. Hey, just like Transformers 2!

Now, if the flash drive actually transformed into a robot, that would be cool.

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Brilliant. Just…brilliant.

Sometimes, a little “Our product doesn’t work with this browser” message will suffice. Sometimes, even a “Not working? Contact the developer of your browser” link is a good idea too. But for Apple-caliber negligence, you need something entirely different.

Now that Flash is working on most other smartphones, apparently Adobe decided it was time to give Apple a swift kick in the pants. Sure, it seems bitter and passive aggressive to just talk about them behind their back…but I’m sure it’ll get people madder than they already are. And angry fanboys are NOT good for Apple. No, sir.

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So, as many of you know, I’m a bit schitzo when it comes to what OS I use – I switch back and forth a lot between OS X, Linux, and Windows. And depending on where each of them are in their development cycle and how good their current product is (and what mood I’m in that week or month), I’ll use one more heavily than others. It’s an inconvenient life, to say the least. BUT, I do get to keep up on who’s doing well, and today’s release of Ubuntu 9.10 (“Karmic Koala”…yeah…) made me realize that this is a really good time to be, well, running an operating system (that sounds dumb, but keep reading).

EDIT: Yes, I know Karmic wasn’t released today…I kind wrote this post and meant to attach a picture, but forgot about it until a few days later…so a little late ;-)

This fall was pretty jam-packed with new OS releases – Snow Leopard, Windows 7, And Karmic, all within a couple months of each other. And each of them is the best OS ever in their respective categories. Snow Leopard wasn’t a huge update, but it did bring in some nice things that we’d been waiting for – 64-bit support, QuickTime X, and some smaller (and even hidden) ones like NTFS write support (however buggy) and better Google syncing (my personal favorite). Windows 7 is a huge improvement over Vista (which I personally think got a bad rap – the initial release was really poorly done but by 2008 and 2009 it was more than fine), and, while it’s still Windows (and continues to be my least favorite of the big 3), it’s quite a bit better than Windows has ever been. And Karmic, while not a huge update (as Ubuntu updates every 6 months), has some really nice new features like Ubuntu One, GRUB 2.0 (which is currently the bane of my existence, so we’ll see if that actually ends up being good), and ridiculously fast bootup time. Also it’s way less ugly.

In the past, I feel like there’s been less competition – well, I guess that’s sort of a given, seeing that Macs didn’t come back until around the time Vista came out (no competition there) and Ubuntu was not as much at the forefront as it is now, but still. Competition always makes things better – and now that all 3 big operating systems are actually the best they’ve ever been, it makes me very excited to see what they’re going to do in the future (i.e duke it out over my love). Very excited indeed.

Jon Stewart does a much better job than I ever could explaining net neutrality:

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Yeah, he pretty much hit the nail on the head.

For those of you that might like a more serious discussion about it, This Week in Tech is one of the greatest podcasts of all time, and they had a pretty good discussion about it this week too. Looks like ol’ Johnny McCain stirred the pot a bit last week. You can listen to the episode here. If you’re remotely interested in tech (or in people getting off topic and being hilarious) I recommend listening to the whole thing…but the net neutrality stuff starts around 1:07:00.

I’m not talking about this story, but it’s kind of a big story, so go over to The Unofficial Apple Weblog and read about it. Because I’m not talking about this story.

Seriously, I’m not. Run along now. I know the whole point of this blog is for me to talk about stuff like this, but I swear to God I am so SICK of hearing about the Apple tablet that I might explode. Literally. And it’s not because I hate Apple or anything like that – although I could really care less about a tablet – it’s just permeated tech news for such an inappropriate amount of time that I think my brain is leaking out my ears.

I’m not talking about this story.

Those of you that know me in real life or are loyal followers of my blog know how insane this really is for me, because I am a man who likes to hear the sound of his own voice. But not today!

I think when the Apple tablet does come out, I’ll just take a month-long trip to Europe or something. Somewhere where no one speaks English so I don’t have to hear them talk about it (because they’ll probably have it there, too). Also, I just won’t go on the internet. Or maybe I’ll just play World of Warcraft for 30 days straight in order to avoid the blog-talk too. Then when it’s all blown over I’ll come back to the U.S. and everything will be business as usual.

So…that’s where I’ll be.

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I knew when the whole “Motorola Sholes” (now Droid) thing started becoming a reality, that I was going to be talking a lot about Verizon and Google. But I never imagined it would come to this: they’ve issued a joint statement on net neutrality. Verizon and Google. Now, as we know, Verizon and Google have quite a love connection, but this is an issue where they clearly have opposing ideas (read on if you’re unfamiliar with net neutrality). It’s refreshing (and kind of insane) to see that they are contributing to the discussion together, and they actually want to come to some sort of conclusion that makes everybody happy. Congress can’t even do that. Bravo, guys.

The net neutrality discussion is really starting to heat up (finally), and I talk a lot about the decisions businesses like Verizon and Google make a lot, but this is the big deal. This is one of the most important internet-and-tech-related conversations we, as a society, are having right now. Even Mr. I’m-awesome-in-congress-but-a-jerk-when-I’m-running-for-president John McCain is taking a public stance. This is big stuff.

In the most basic words I can say (I don’t have all DAY, guys), the discussion is about what rights big internet-related companies have. On one side, you have businesses like Google (or rather, internet overlord Google) who think that the internet should be the internet, and that ISPs such as Comcast (on land) or Verizon (in the air) or (?) (at sea) shouldn’t be able to control how you and I are able to USE the internet. Obviously, this makes sense: if ISPs have more power, they have a lot more opportunities to make more money. Companies like Google do not like this because, in theory, it means that ISPs could block certain websites, companies, applications, etc. because of what it costs them, or because it competes with a service they provide. Consider the following example (I don’t know if this is an actual part of the argument right now, but it’s simple enough to understand and it makes sense):

Text messages are very simple, data-wise. It’s merely plain text, which is just about as simple as it gets – text messages take up very little space as far as data storage is concerned (literally 1 kb or less, usually). It’s so small that it costs literally a fraction of a penny for ISPs to transfer that data. And yet, they charge you 10 cents per text message – That’s not a great ratio for you, the consumer. This is especially insane considering that, if you have a smartphone, you could send that same amount of data over your internet plan (as opposed to your separate text messaging plan) for much, much less.

ISPs such as Verizon or AT&T are allowed to charge you 10 cents per text message because hey, they’re the carriers. It’s a business, that’s what they do. And that’s fine, but as actual internet connections on small devices become more and more prevalent, not only does it start to sound more ridiculous that they are charging you so much for text messages (and for cell phone calls, which soon enough will likely be over your data plan too), when you already have an unlimited data plan. Now, Google, for example, knows that this is ridiculous, and would rather you use, say, Google Voice to send text messages over your data plan, and ditch your phone’s expensive messaging plan. It’s cheaper for you, and nice for them because you’re using their service. Score, right?

But as we’ve seen with the whole Apple/AT&T/Google Voice debacle, obviously that’s not ideal for ISPs that want to charge you more for stuff like that. They lose out because soon they won’t be able to jack up prices for all their services because of how far technology has come since the invention of the cell phone, and they don’t like that. In a non-neutral network, they would be able to, say, block you from visiting Google Voice on your phone’s browser, to get you to use their service instead (Seriously, blocking web sites? Are we in China all of a sudden? Can you tell where I lie on this issue? Good God.).

That’s just one example, and a simple one at that. This is a large, broad, complicated issue, but discussions are starting. Sure, the issue’s always been there – look back at some of my older posts and you may see that some apply to this broader concept – but the issue and it’s tag are really at the forefront now, and it’s going to get very interesting.

Excitement abounded today when people began speculating (due to TechCrunch) what Google’s new music service might be like. Could it be an iTunes killer? Would it be free? Would it be better than Amazon’s music store? The entire internet was abuzz in what I personally thought was the same old crap we’ve seen again. Even if they did release a music store, it’s doubtful it would be that much better than Amazon’s. They would have to really come up with something new.

Turns out they probably haven’t. It’s even more boring than we thought. It’s like a really lame version of Last.fm or Pandora. Sometimes other companies just do things better, people! Relax.

Seriously, I’m so bored with this story, it hurts.